So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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