Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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