To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he shaved USA in his pubs
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I said "one day" and that day is not today
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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