How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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