So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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