you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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