my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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