I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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