even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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