Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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