will power is for people who don't want to get laid
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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