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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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