Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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