escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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