question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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