Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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