GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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