he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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