cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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