That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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