Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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