Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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