1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
ttyl tear gas
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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