so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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