i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dicks are not precious.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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