And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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