Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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