Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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