So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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