the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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