My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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