I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize