when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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