the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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