i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
whose ass print is on the piano?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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