bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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