I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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