Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I have already put on my inside pants.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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