I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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