Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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