i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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