Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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