I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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