am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I am one with the molecules
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