I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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