i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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