he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
