Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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