mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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