we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
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