I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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