yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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