I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
